skoople:

im hungry. better check the gnome traps.

greelin:

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

huffylemon:

charlottan:

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

boragekiss:

boragekiss:

glasskit:

i always find it weird when people describe children as worry free because most of my childhood memories are of me worrying

pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

sistermonnoirawake:

shirt with large text that just says “GOT SCARED”

atalana:

lakesbian:

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

georgie-lover:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

Reflection from Mulan was so crazy she literally sang “If I were truly to be myself I would break my family’s heart” and 8 year old proto-gay me was like “I don’t know what you mean but I know what you mean”

parotcardsroxy:

they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself

poorlittlevampirebaby:

ppl will be like “this is unhinged” but the door is just ajar

firefox-official:

defending myself in court with a shirt that says “i’m clearly lying”

kata4a:

sorry guys, samsara is my fault, I just really love experiences. yeah I didn’t know everyone else wasn’t enjoying it, my bad