Anyway, Here's Wonderwall

spiderbasil:

spiderbasil:

i’m not butch but i believe in their beliefs

i truly love all the beautiful sentiments expressed on this post. i made it after reversing my stick shift car very fast down the alley

ralkana:

shirkers2018dirsanditan:

everyone is always acting like there is some crisis of human interaction with one another because everyone is overly sensitive to how strangers approach them and like. no actually its because nobody has any fucking manners. social etiquette has legitimately vanished. it makes interacting with strangers miserable because people don’t know how to fucking behave in public.

like it is rude to stare. it is rude to point. it is rude to have a loud phone conversation in a quiet place. it’s rude to listen to music or videos or whatever on your device with no headphones on a loud volume, or at any volume in an enclosed or quiet space. these are rude things to do. like i’m sorry while some etiquette is silly, an acceptable level of decorum is necessary to make existing in public bearable for everybody…….it is LITERALLY common courtesy

Also, do not fucking photograph or film people without their consent!

theabigailthorn:

the gym is so good man. Feeling bad? Got problems? Go and crush some deadlifts and see how you feel about it! It’s like a weight has been lifted, cause it literally has!

rthko:

“The faggots never tire of fucking with the men’s minds. Once all the faggots let their hair grow long, wore necklaces made of silver and shells and clothes of colorful, elaborate fabrics. They looked so stunning that the men over-looked their principles and began to look stunning also. When the men all looked like faggots, the faggots cut their hair, put on black leather and looked like the men used to look. The men were annoyed and pretended not to notice. Growing bored with basic black leather, the faggots began to elaborate. They wore black fish-net stockings and high heels with their black leather jackets. They carefully sewed imitation rhinestones all over their black leather pants. They wore feather boas as they rode their motorcycles through the devastated city. They wore flowing gold lamé gowns and work boots with their short hair and dirty fingernails. They drank beer and swore, in velvet ropes and furs. They sipped champagne and talked refined in paint-splattered blue denim. The men did not want to look at any of this. And when they had to, they became confused and petulant and unpleasant, which pleased the faggots.”

-Larry Mitchell, The Faggots and Their Friends Between the Revolutions, 1977

isanyoneup-blog:

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Yeah

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foodandfriends:

the woman in my earbuds: Battery Low

me: so you’re just going to leave me. just like everyone else

whenstherapy:

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thinking about this message i got 3 years ago

mavigator:

mavigator:

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy’s gonna add another ‘hey there delilah’ to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

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hi prev i read all my tags anyway my wife watches house and she says you’re right

cryptotheism:

Sitting on the arm of the throne combing the kings hair “my liege you should kill that guy for fun”

cannibalmutual:

something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]

kimberly-wexler:

“I don’t want to be mean” me right before I say the cuntiest thing imaginable

rooolt:

rooolt:

babygirl I’m on all the spectrums

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Yeah. You understand

toskarin:

toskarin:

slurpygunch:

toskarin:

toskarin:

demonicseries:

toskarin:

toskarin:

tooth-witch:

toskarin:

fuckinnear:

foone:

toskarin:

why didn’t they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It’s estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it’s just that not everyone left or could leave.

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I’d have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

I would have paddled away quickly

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I take pretty hot baths so I think I’d be able to last a little longer than the average person

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

I’ve done incredible things. I think you’d be surprised.

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I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

you should teach them

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I will.

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everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn’t have done that.